I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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