I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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