Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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