I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I need water and some morals
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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