oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're a waste of cheezeits
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
