Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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