I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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