Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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