He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
