so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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