i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
last night I used snow as a chaser
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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