I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I FOUND THE LEGS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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