How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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