Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?