she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist