He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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