so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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