You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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