he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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