I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
they need to just BURY HIM!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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