Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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