She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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