I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
the liver wants what the liver wants
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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