You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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