If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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