Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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