My room smells like vodka and shame
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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