Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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