So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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