I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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