This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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