im gay
i know
yea but for you.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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