i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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