do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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