I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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