I wannas sexs uuuuu
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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