she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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