He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY