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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

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  all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet

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• (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.

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• (516): View more from New York

  She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass

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• (210): View more from Texas

  This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY

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• (915): View more from Texas

  everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i'm high and self actualising, please send help

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