Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.

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(706): View more from Georgia

im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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(708): View more from Illinois

i dedicated my morning wood to you.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing

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(323): View more from California

Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.

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