Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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