My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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