Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
