It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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