i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You can make out without kissing
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