I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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