Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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