Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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