me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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