We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Duck Duck Cougar?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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