i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You know, be my cock's hype man.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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