hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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