So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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