Are we in a gay sports bar?
it glows. i had to have it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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